Hey, everyone! Little ol' Tabitha James here reporting for duty with another blog, but this week you can call me Lady Liberty!
Ah, yes, just a few more days until the Fourth of July! Hot dogs, hamburgers, pool parties, beer and margaritas, and fireworks galore! It's a great holiday, one of the few holidays I can think of that are actually about partying! I personally can't wait to hit the pool wearing my itsy-bitsiest, teeny-weeniest yellow polka dot bikiniest. I mean bikini. G-string bikini, to be exact. Maybe a thong, but either way, super-dooper small, ass hanging out from all sides. That's just how I fuckin' roll.
In reality though, the Fourth is about so much more. It's not based on the history of a religion that you may or may not believe, and it's not about one smaller group of military veterans or working men or an individual president or historical figure. It's about our whole entire country here in the United States of America and the great freedom that we have within our borders.
Without going into a bunch of boring-ass details about our founding fathers, declarations of Independence and all that jazz, the bottom line to the Fourth is that, because of this one great day in U.S. history, we can do what we want to do, be who we want to be.
If I want to do porn, I can do porn. If I want to get a tattoo, I'm getting myself a fucking tattoo or three or four. And, if I want to show off my tiny little body in a tiny little strip of buttfloss, fuck it, I'm showing that shit off!
God Bless America! Party hard, but party safe!
XoXoX - Tabitha James